Story: For the MEN: Sex Question

Someone asked me a sex question that I'm kinda randomly polling about.

Men-- If you are right-handed, does your member tend to hang more to the left? And vice versa, if you are left-handed, do you tend to hang more to the right?

Women-- You can feel free to chime in for your men.

I love the question, but I want to know where did it come from??? left handed and slight lean to the left!

Wow. Never thought the 2 had anything to do with each other. But I'm right handed and he favors left

well all women have one slightly larger breast than the other, is that related to which hand you ue???

Right and right, its not hooked just a bit of a curve i'd say... Interesting topic I like it...

Well to be fair here, we don't wank our boobage, Mender.

I think this listener has a theory about masturbation affecting the hang after years of practice. I'll report back in a blog about my findings. But can't wait to hear some of the other answers.

I've heard the curve of some dude's wang is called Malibu. No idea where it came from, but a few of my guy friends in college called it that when we talked about it...I thought it was hilarious...

Johnny u crack me up .... Lol...!

Now my penis spends about on average 18-20 hrs a day..sleeping...? Out of that say masturbation and sex a couple of hours and a couple of hours for other things will call them other activities ...?
Now would that be the main factor of how my mate is seen in the outside world... how he is positioned in his sleeping environment as opposed to how hard I work him for that short period of time.... so I guess a good analogy would be a womans breast if she slept more to one side say the left... wouldn't both boobs be slightly off centre if she is not wearing a bra...
In my opinion if their mates sleep more to one side it is logical they would naturally hang accordingly...?? As opposed to whether what hand I use to masturbate.

Other factors are when you swim and come out of the cold water I can assure you there is no that is side favoured...

So when you report please have a look at the big picture as opposed to one aspect.. :-)

Pegasus

What are you referring to with regards to outside world... Johnny...? I may be a bit slow on the take up of that.. I was just giving an opinion on the original thread... UN-errected.

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Thats 3 times now you have changed your thread ... is someone given u a tough time... Lol...??

I'm right handed and lean to the left. Thanks to a hand injury when I was 17 (It's healed, but one digit is a bit shorter), I became ambidextrous in masturbation. Plus, toys and partners take all sorts of different tacks, so I don't really know if there's a connection when it comes to why it leans left.

A nice follow-up thread from this thread would be to see how many people change hands every now and then just to get the "different feel" as though someone else is pulling.

Also, I think that the lean of left (for right-handers) and right (for left-handers) is related to a counter-action against the sideways tug. Everyone pictures male MB as a straight line motion, but since our arms are on either side of our bodies, there is a tendency for some side-ways pulling which can be more or less from person to person.

Hmm. So what about the impact from a Dutch Rudder? (Or did I just go way off the point here?)

And I can't know what Johnny's vote would be, but I'd always recommend variety for folks!

Most assuredly. The question was merely about handedness and tilt, let's say. There are obviously many factors which I will definitely bring up. But I think the intention of the questioner was based on masturbation theory. You raise valid points.

how's it hanging? (LOL). In all seriousness, it actually leans more a few hours after MB than when just on a normal time when not used. it tends to self correct. This might have to do with more corpus cavernosum on one side than the other... The corpus cavernosum looks like it is two parallel tubes (left and right sides) and obviously right after MB, there might be a tendency for one side to fill/get squished/drained more than another side by the torqing/pulling... which raises a few other tangential questions:
1. It might be true that frequent MB/use could increase size through exercising/stretching the corpus cavernosum.
2. Does jelquing work then if #1 is true? (Not going to be debate the harmful side effects, just does it work to increase size of CC?)
3. Is the lean really permanent?
4. Can aggressive MB permanent cause muscle/tendon/sinew damages?

You wonder, why all the concern... why do guys think about this so often?
Here's my take...

1. Porn has caused the same worry problem for women in big boobs as it has for men.
2. Women however, play to their internal wiring knowing that they have to lure the
man, and that's where there focus is.
3. Men feel as though they have to keep/sell/convince the woman that they are
worthy of pursuing/dating the woman that they sometimes forget the essentials
of old-fashioned stability, confidence, trust, etc and focus on externals just as
women do with the breasts... again, possibly because of the oversexualization
of society and #1.
4. Somehow, both parties, but especially men are increasingly convinced that
they have to perform (rumors of girls night's out, or girl's restroom talk about
"bill was great last night" and they think that as opposed to a superficial
conversation, that it's the norm, or a serious heart-to-heart discussion...
and they realize that they cannot fail in the bedroom feeling a superficial
woman would up and leave the relationship... probably the same type of
superficial fear that a woman might never have a lover/boyfriend if she didn't
have the breasts to attract him.
5. It's a bit more complicated from a guys perspective, if you think of how
much selling the porn industry does of endless 20 minutes of stroking (I've
done over an hour on Cialis, but after about 30mins, it was kind of pointless
except that my woman was being pleased and it was a fun challenge), but
it really felt good also... LOL) But, that is the type of all-night long mentality
and don't you dare have any "issues" or pre-ejac problems, or you are the
biggest loser I've ever seen.... where we sometimes feel a bit cheated
where if we screw up, it's over for about 20-30 mins and normally, that's
enough for a woman to lose interest, unless she's got some toys around, or
you can pull out some good cunnilingus while you are recharging.

There is a great fear with that... so, we try to get comfortable/ready/
prepared and read about all sorts of methods and things like that. also,
I think the size thing is just as superficial as size in boobs... yes, it is
true... it gets immediately noticed, but I've never known any divorces
over a male (or female's) size ... just couldn't live with it, your honor... LOL

So, while all the discussion is definitely entertaining and even a bit thought
provoking... I think all of us would agree that we've all had that wall-shaking
sex from time-to-time and it was fun and great, but there are more ways
than one to really connect with your lover and to give them a good time.

Do you have any more background on how this question came up, or what
context it was asked in, or what the concern of this individual was? I'd
love to find at least one woman who even cared if it was bent left or
right, or leaned a bit one way or the other.

And yes, we all know that a nice upward curve (Hard to get with the hands
at the side) is a beautiful thing for rubbing against the G-SPOT, but does
it really exist in a real PP?

OK, new question that's related to the original one . . . Let's say that it lands only because we insist on bring clothed. How would leaning be affected if we didn't split our legs with pants? (hmm . . . Or if we wore kilts ...)

It hangs straight.

This morning it is slightly right of centre..... and I am right handed but but no masturbation for 48 hrs......?

I'm loving the thought-provoking and thoughtful responses here. I'm even enjoying the off-shoot questions coming out of it.

To be honest, it was just posed as a straight-forward question and I had to extrapolate what the questioner was thinking. But no matter. It's questions like this that raise thought and discussion. I love it.

I'll be sure to pose some more in the near future.

I switch off and it's straight as an arrow.

I'm right handed mine lil Willy hangs right but left ball is bigger

Lol wen my switch is on,straite as an arrow

Right handed and my **** stays on the left pant leg if it goes to threw right I feel way off balance

Ah, @bigtexas281, you must have a "hard" time balancing yourself.

Okay, the more answers I get to this question, the more intrigued I'm becoming about why it hangs left or right. I need to do some medical research. Seems it's as unique as a snowflake and depends on the man.