Story: The Accidental Threesome

Having a threesome has always been one of my top fantasies and I've come close quite a few times. Any time I was in the vicinity of realizing this fantasy, it had been with another girl and guy. The buildup and the air ripe with possibility was so sexy, it almost didn't matter that I had never actually gone through with it. The mere suggestion of sharing a sexual space with more than one person gets me turned on every time.

When my fantasy came true, it was when I was least expecting and unfortunately, I was too drunk to really bask in the situation. I had assumed that when I did eventually "double dip" it would be with a man and a woman. This seemed to be the easiest combination to achieve as women tend to be freer sexually than men. Here's what happened:

My sister and I wanted to go somewhere low-key and relaxing for vacation in the Spring. We thought that Florida would be the warmest option, given the ridiculous cold weather we had all across the US this past winter. In order to avoid the spring break crowd, we chose an unassuming town on the Gulf coast. When that proved to be too boring, we branched out and headed to the nearest tourist town, Clearwater Beach. Our day started with rum runners at a beachside bar, involved a Pirate Cruise with a cardiothoracic surgeon and ended back at the beachside bar where we met three guys who were obviously nerds. At that point in the day, my sister and I were happily in our buzzed bubbles and even the dorkiest of men seemed like great companions for the evening.

We brought them back to our hotel after naming them Tony Stuart, Mark Zuckerberg and Keith Richards. We had no time or energy to learn their actual names. The guys picked out our outfits for the night and we dragged them down the road to the British Pub we had grown fond of. Shots flowed, music played, bodies rubbed, blackouts ensued. By the end of the night, I was sure Keith Richards and I would be getting it on. Unfortunately, I got distracted by a man who had a "thing for thick girls" and he was so pretty I couldn't resist. I took off to the parking lot to make out with him up against a stranger's car. By the time I broke away from the pretty one and headed back to the hotel, my sister was already keeping Keith Richards busy in the shower. No big deal, Mark Zuckerberg was still available. Tony Stuart was hideous, married and passed out between the only bed and the wall so it seemed like a safe environment in which to engage Zuck in some sort of sexual act. After trading places with my sister and Keith in the bathroom, emerging to find that they had gone to explore the wonders of "sex on the beach" and determining that Tony Stuart was indeed still passed out, we decided to take advantage of the open bed.

Zuck was a great kisser and as I had already taken him to the edge and back in the bathroom, he started focusing on me. We were just beginning to get into a rhythm, me on top, when I felt a third hand on my backside. I glanced down to see that Tony Stuart had woken up and decided he wanted in on the action. He slowly climbed onto the bed and started kissing my shoulders and breasts. At this point, Zuck flipped me over and took me from behind, leaving me free to make out with Tony Stuart and opening up my body for more roaming hands. I kept attempting to protest the invasion of a second penis, but then the voice in my head started reminding me that this is what I had been fantasizing about all along. It may not have been ideal, and it may have ended quickly and drunkenly, but I had finally realized my threesome fantasy. My only regrets are that our loud shenanigans got us kicked out of the family-owned hotel and Tony Stuart was married to one unlucky woman. Next time, I'll choose to play with another woman and a man. One penis is invasive enough, two is just ridiculous!

lol. sorry you didn't enjoy it too much.

Let's hope you have better luck next time....

sexy and hilarious!

I've had that experience, myself. It wasn't pleasant for me, either.

I heard it was a lot of work, and a hot tub bath is required afterwards.

threesomes can be fun! It's hard when there is strong romantic feelings for one person involved and not the other two. They should come with a warning label as they do for cooking certain things, "Best Served with no emotional connections involved" ))

Haha better luck next time! Me and my bf have been looking for a female to have a threesome with for the longest time and its a lot harder to find a no strings attached pretty much stranger whos good looking alot harder then I thought lol

Lol good story. epic!